WHY AREN’T YOU WATCHING YET? Spoilers for last night’s pilot.
When qualifications for gods were tested by bicep size.
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When Howard Stark's hovercar finally worked.
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When Coulson and Hill played Pictionary.
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When Coulson shot a bitch (who happened to be on his own team).
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When Shepard Book showed up and he had put his hair away.
But we all know it's there. Waiting.
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When Gramsy.
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WHEN FITZSIMMONS!!!
The brOTP to end all brOTPs.
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When Melinda May made you want to grow up and be a bus driver.
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When penis jokes.
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When Simmons was like you don't even know me.
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When there was an ominously cheerful goodbye.
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When unf really sexy tech everywhere.
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When omfg science bros sciencing!
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When Coulson couldn't help himself.
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